Obviously, this cannot be a true story. If it were, we would fear for the safety of the planet.
The Sink was proud.
Finally, it had been fixed, and instead of water trickling lethargically down the clogged drain, the drain was clean, and the faucet finally worked--a little too well if you weren't careful.
The Sink boasted so much that The Computer went to sleep.
The Stove, of a more heated disposition, almost blew a fuse, and changed it's clock to military time.
The Sink got the point, and shut up.
P.S. about two weeks later The Computer died. We suspect it may have been suicide. Perhaps The Sink didn't quite get the message and persisted in annoying people, but unfortunately we cannot be sure.
--Anonymous and Co.
( by Sara n. B.)
